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65 / Cis Male / Any / Jack of Diamonds
65 / Cis Male / Any / Jack of Diamonds

Source: The Great Lodge, God of War Ragnarok
Sherwood's Suite is located on the Ace & Jack level floor. He has no door, having removed it entirely. His room is always open to visitors, regardless of his being around or not. The space is mostly a large, single space with all his amenities. The only separated out room is his private bathroom, which he keeps locked.
Of note, he has a wood burning hearth with various, rudimentary cooking supplies. There are multiple, large desks with various scrolls, journals, and books strewn about. Bookshelves and storage cabinets line many of the walls. Painted artwork, tapestries, and drawings are also haphazardly about the space. He has a low, wide, and plush bed cot tucked in a far back corner. It had a curtain which can be pulled around to give some privacy, but he won't be found sleeping in it.
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:52 pm (UTC)[Sherwood doesn't really have proper cutting knives because That's Illegal, but he did steal scalpels of various sizes. They get the same job done, if a bit awkwardly compared to proper kitchenware.]
Good to hear your offer was not made out of any dire desperation. [if Sherwood is referring to Nero offering food, exchanging cards, or both is left intentionally unsaid]
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:55 pm (UTC)[The ideal life, honestly.]
Nah, I just wanted to cook. [And talk to people casually about stuff that doesn't involve him personally.]
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Date: 2024-05-16 07:00 pm (UTC)[Sherwood would wither up and just die, but you do you, Nero. Can't relate.
But Sherwood finds what he can't relate to all the more intriguing, so it's not like he's put off.]
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Date: 2024-05-16 07:32 pm (UTC)Yeah. You seem fine with being all the way up here.
[ A royalty card with all the attention that entails. ]
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Date: 2024-05-16 08:03 pm (UTC)[That is to say, he's a bit offended. Only a Jack? Not a King? Psh... He'll bide his time and see if moving up is worth the effort. Things are so different in this place, after all. Sherwood prefers to get a feeling for the rules before he really starts playing a game.]
It is rather extravagant for one many to enjoy all on his own. You are welcome up here any time you wish to cook, or merely stretch your wings out. I enjoy company.
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Date: 2024-05-16 08:24 pm (UTC)Yeah? Even if I'm not cooking for you?
[ Is it loneliness or somebody who just needs attention? ]
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Date: 2024-05-16 08:29 pm (UTC)If it's impressive, I won't be able to help but mourn not getting to have it every time you stop by. Still, you would be welcome without expectation. A mournful, old man can always be ignored.
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Date: 2024-05-16 08:32 pm (UTC)Everywhere he goes he gets bullied by old men... At least this one actually looks like one, instead of the twins being creepy about it. ]
... When you say it like that, it seems real difficult to ignore you.
[ He adds the spices, and harder vegetables to the broth. ]
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Date: 2024-05-16 08:47 pm (UTC)Aren't you quite cat-like, though! Wandering by looking for food and yet not wanting to be pet.
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Date: 2024-05-16 08:56 pm (UTC)It's not the first time he's been compared to a cat and it likely won't be the last. ]
You gotta earn that kinda thing.
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Date: 2024-05-16 09:06 pm (UTC)If a welcome here to cook yourself meals eases that woe, then do not hesitate to visit. I won't reach to ruffle your fur, I do so vow it.
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Date: 2024-05-16 09:14 pm (UTC)[ His body is always warm enough, and a few weird noises and animals skittering around aren't going to bother him. Cave living prepares you for most stuff. ]
That so?
[ A promise is like a noose around a neck for a wizard, but he can't assume that's what's going on with Sherwood. Even if he definitely talks like old extremely old wizards tend to. ] I'll think about it.
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Date: 2024-05-16 09:21 pm (UTC)You may end up preferring it, as I hear the cheaper food offerings are often spiked by heavy aphrodisiacs.
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Date: 2024-05-16 09:24 pm (UTC)[This place wants 1 thing and 1 thing only.]
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Date: 2024-05-16 09:29 pm (UTC)Do you believe this place is powered by the energy of intimate encounters? I can't think of why else they would be so persistent and focused on this one element, otherwise.
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Date: 2024-05-16 09:34 pm (UTC)[Stirring the pot. Humming.]
Guess it would make the most sense? I dunno how they'd harvest it though.
[And frankly Nero's never been a particularly cerebral sort. Ask him to break in to a place, don't ask him why or how it works.]
Didn't feel weird after... [Mumbling to himself.]
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Date: 2024-05-16 09:47 pm (UTC)["shackles" he says, lifting his watch. Watch is a strange term, one he definitely doesn't like. A man who likes attention, but the idea of ever present surveillance is not comforting... Sherwood does just believe that is what it's named after, "being watched"]
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Date: 2024-05-16 10:25 pm (UTC)He doesn't know where "watch" came from.]
These things? It's not like they come off.
[Which is something he doesn't understand either. What are these for? Trackers? But they can't leave this place either, so what's the truth?]
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Date: 2024-05-16 10:32 pm (UTC)[Yet. Because of course that is a goal and something to experiment with.]
I do wonder if I turned very small if it would follow along with a shapeshift. Something to try when it would not be indecent to attempt.
[because he doesn't have his druid clothes and being a little naked mantis isn't for polite company]
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Date: 2024-05-16 10:37 pm (UTC)[ He's seen wizards become cats and whatever else they feel like, but maybe he doesn't mean it in the same way? ]
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Date: 2024-05-16 11:24 pm (UTC)[Yeah, Sherwood has clocked that Nero is Not Just Some Guy looking to cook and keep his head down. Though he's only got a bit of his soul tap into the other man, it's clear to Sherwood he has some real power in him. How much? He has no clue, but it is not normal guy levels, that's certain]
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Date: 2024-05-16 11:39 pm (UTC)[ If they're actually good at transformation magic, and not Nero who sucks at it.
Nero's a middle aged-ish wizard, so he's... Fairly strong? even if he'd like to pretend he's Just A Guy. ]
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Date: 2024-05-17 12:25 am (UTC)[Sherwood is good at his transformation, but fussy about it. Anybody who turned into an insect among the druids and didn't have control over it would simply lose their mind forever. A terrible fate, one Sherwood isn't keen to see himself befall.]
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