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65 / Cis Male / Any / Jack of Diamonds
65 / Cis Male / Any / Jack of Diamonds

Source: The Great Lodge, God of War Ragnarok
Sherwood's Suite is located on the Ace & Jack level floor. He has no door, having removed it entirely. His room is always open to visitors, regardless of his being around or not. The space is mostly a large, single space with all his amenities. The only separated out room is his private bathroom, which he keeps locked.
Of note, he has a wood burning hearth with various, rudimentary cooking supplies. There are multiple, large desks with various scrolls, journals, and books strewn about. Bookshelves and storage cabinets line many of the walls. Painted artwork, tapestries, and drawings are also haphazardly about the space. He has a low, wide, and plush bed cot tucked in a far back corner. It had a curtain which can be pulled around to give some privacy, but he won't be found sleeping in it.
action; neighborly nonsense
Date: 2024-05-05 02:42 am (UTC)He steps in without any hesitation, still holding a bag of groceries. He looks around at what he can only describe as a lodge out of a fantasy game. He looks for Sherwood.]
What the fuck are you doing.
cw: animal butchering
Date: 2024-05-05 04:44 am (UTC)He looks up with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the problem could be,]
My dear neighbor! How good to have you stop by. Would you like to join me for a stew?
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Date: 2024-05-05 05:55 am (UTC)...Stew? You're-- why didn't you just buy meat? [He wants to be offended, but he's too baffled.] Isn't rabbit stew for peasants?
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Date: 2024-05-05 06:33 pm (UTC)[Supposedly to be pets, but that's not what rabbits are for to Sherwood. They simply have too many useful components to him, meat being one.]
Rabbit stew is a hearty dish fit for any to indulge! Well, aside from the Garden Elves. They do so dislike the shared resemblance. I haven't seen any of that ilk about, yet.
[A good thing, too, most would attack Sherwood on sight.]
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Date: 2024-05-06 06:05 pm (UTC)[He tsks though, having hoped the dig would slow Sherwood. Instead he just talks about... Elves? Akechi rubs his head, debating whether he should just walk out the door.]
You're making me regret living on this floor.
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Date: 2024-05-06 06:19 pm (UTC)[Said, just, so casually a thing that would be possible-]
Still, given the effects of my suit, I will be avoiding what may be tampered with. [Diamond... he had promptly looked into what that could mean and saw how they were of the body. No thanks. And rather insulting? When another was of the soul. To deny Sherwood that is infuriating.]
Why, I'll cause you no trouble, your room is well insulated. Aside from the bath, of course, you are prone to sudden pests in there.
[A wink! He's being playful, all in good fun. He sets the skin of one of the rabbits, laid out to tan. No waste. Every part of the creature has a purpose and use.]
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Date: 2024-05-08 08:19 pm (UTC)Meat is butchered, and then kept on ice to keep it more fresh for a while. Or you can find it frozen, but it's still just... meat. You don't have to do your own butchering. In your own room. Getting blood all over.
[He does not look nearly as amused at Sherwood's little joke about his bath.
There's a bit of information that Sherwood hinted at that he is curious about, though.]
What suit were you, again? I don't see your tattoo.
action at some point!
Date: 2024-05-09 12:14 am (UTC)of course, this is assuming the host of the room is home to receive him. as a show of politeness, he raps his knuckles on the doorframe as he enters, nails clicking softly against the floor. anybody home... hewwo...
despite the clear, open invitation, he hovers near the entrance, waiting for any sort of affirmative— or an extended lack thereof— to go in any further. )
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Date: 2024-05-09 02:35 am (UTC)The idea that this place had workshopped it into being streamlined wasn't out of his realm of possibility. The hotel really is a marvel of organization, even if certain people (Steve, specifically) proved there were flaws,]
I do merely enjoy butchery, my good lad, as one might take satisfaction in any manner of practical skill. There is a tactile satisfaction in the act, as well as the comforting knowledge of a job done to my personal standards. [Sherwood has very handily and completely dissected theses two rabbits. Skin is set aside to tan, meat is separated into useful cuts, bones meticulously organized in a rough reconstruction. Sherwood speaks casually as he takes a towel and wipes down his gloved hands and arms,]
Besides, blood is easy to clean.
[Oh, what's that? Just him not answering that last inquiry-? Brushing right by it as if just too distracted to notice....]
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Date: 2024-05-09 03:51 pm (UTC)Nero's walking in. ]
Hey, you in?
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Date: 2024-05-11 04:31 pm (UTC)My, come right in! I have some tea on, if you would like any.
[Another smell to add to the overall welcoming atmosphere, stringent Earl Grey, adding a refreshing, crisp oil to it all.]
cw: animal butchering
Date: 2024-05-14 05:03 pm (UTC)He softly waves a bloody glove Nero's way. He hadn't quite cleaned that up for himself yet...]
Sir! Welcome, welcome. I should have everything you need here for a fine stew.
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Date: 2024-05-14 08:11 pm (UTC)So you did catch some.
( which means his advice was helpful, right… regardless of how true that actually is, it makes his tail wag, briefly. pleased with himself, perhaps.
it’s here that he finally turns to study his host, eyes briefly traveling up the lines of his antlers and then back down; he then turns his attention to the kettle. the scent of bergamot is a new one, the fragrance making his head tilt. )
Tea is fine— ( not particularly what he’s most interested in, by a long shot— ) I didn’t know you could change the rooms to this degree.
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Date: 2024-05-16 02:54 am (UTC)"Nero" is fine. I got the usual stuff for stew.
[Potatoes, carrots, assorted hard vegetables that hold up nicely in soup, a nice stock, and a bunch of different spices that work well.]
... Usual for me, I guess?
[With all these different places, what even is a normal stew base?]
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:14 pm (UTC)[Sherwood did not "catch" them so much as buy them with his Jack level funding... the proprietors should have probably questioned that he wanted two pet rabbits so quickly after arriving. That's their mistake, if they didn't want the creatures used for food and parts.
He pours two cups of tea half way, before doing a curious gesture of tipping some parts of each back and forth between them, then filling them back full. There's no word of explanation for this, just a pushing over of a cup to his guest once done.]
Change? Why, I arrived with it as it is. Well, aside from having a door. [which is clearly been hacked apart into firewood, he does wonder if he'll have a steady supply of replacements, if the hotel wishes to keep trying to keep Sherwood's room walled off against his wishes. He's hoping the next will be a nice cedar,]
The décor and technology of this place are admittedly very unfamiliar to me. This is more what I am used to back home. I believe they saw fit to welcome me with a similar style to what I am accustomed to.
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:20 pm (UTC)He washes his gloves still on his hands, not willing to take them off,]
Make what you like, I would be honored to give it a try. [it won't be too different from what Sherwood is used to, but even if it was, he's open to novel experiences. Has to be or this place might overwhelm him with a sheer onslaught of them!]
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:28 pm (UTC)Same to you.
[ That's just what people say. He checks on the fireplace, and the pot there, pulls out the vegetables and starts washing them off before beginning to chop them up. ]
It's a stew with some herbs, spices and vegetables for flavor. You've already got the meat prepped.
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:36 pm (UTC)[Sherwood jokes lightly before shaking out his wet, if cleaned up, gloves and moving away from Nero so he can use the sink. The counter space is all his, Sherwood moving around to the other side to lean forward and watch Nero do his craft.]
Now, I must ask. As a rank two, what are you accommodations like? I heard the lowest ranks have quite the meager lifestyle offerings, but nobody is going hungry. Is that the truth?
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:41 pm (UTC)The room's barely big enough for me to lay down in.
[ Chop.
Don't think about how much he's been banging his... whatever Bradley is. Don't think about it. Even if he tells himself that, the blush rises to his cheeks anyway. ]
I'm not starvin'.
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:52 pm (UTC)[Sherwood doesn't really have proper cutting knives because That's Illegal, but he did steal scalpels of various sizes. They get the same job done, if a bit awkwardly compared to proper kitchenware.]
Good to hear your offer was not made out of any dire desperation. [if Sherwood is referring to Nero offering food, exchanging cards, or both is left intentionally unsaid]
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Date: 2024-05-16 06:55 pm (UTC)[The ideal life, honestly.]
Nah, I just wanted to cook. [And talk to people casually about stuff that doesn't involve him personally.]
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Date: 2024-05-16 07:00 pm (UTC)[Sherwood would wither up and just die, but you do you, Nero. Can't relate.
But Sherwood finds what he can't relate to all the more intriguing, so it's not like he's put off.]
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Date: 2024-05-16 07:07 pm (UTC)Hah... maybe you can make money butchering and preparing meat for guests who want food without drugs. Then you wouldn't have to bring anyone to your bed. Because you seemed quite against the idea.
[He smiles. It's not friendly.]
Or maybe you're good at gambling?
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Date: 2024-05-16 07:32 pm (UTC)Yeah. You seem fine with being all the way up here.
[ A royalty card with all the attention that entails. ]
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Date: 2024-05-16 08:03 pm (UTC)[That is to say, he's a bit offended. Only a Jack? Not a King? Psh... He'll bide his time and see if moving up is worth the effort. Things are so different in this place, after all. Sherwood prefers to get a feeling for the rules before he really starts playing a game.]
It is rather extravagant for one many to enjoy all on his own. You are welcome up here any time you wish to cook, or merely stretch your wings out. I enjoy company.